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highhlife:

omg so i found this on youtube years ago and thought it was the funniest shit ever.

and i still say lines from it to anthony all the time. i think I’ve gotten everyone i know to watch.

‘what do you do for a living?’

“i suck a lil dick, smoke a lil crack’

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milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

Not even going to lie I just about peed myself. It’s horrifying.

Shit, I almost punched the screen it was so creepy.

This is so fucking scary, oh my god.

Fucking Christ…


Holy shit..

AUGH! THAT IS. NO. NO. GET IT AWAY! *sobs in corner*

Half thought it was going to be something taking the piss.

But holy fuck.

Just downright….creepy…

Oh good I needed another sleepless night

AHHHHH! FUCK!

i am now possessed oh my god lucifer has taken over my body!!

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fuckyeahtomate:

OMG WHY IS THERE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE AT 9PM

OH MY GOD NOW I HEAR GUNSHOTS

THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK DIDNT BRING DELICIOUS CREAMY TREATS IT ONLY BROUGHT FEAR

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justintyler:

I literally lol’d

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bl0winonmedicinal:

some shit is about to go down

this looks like Toronto.. I really hope it is lmfao

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chasedownallmydemons:

crying

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trillex:

people that can’t take a joke

a friend of mine died by falling down stairs very slowly

how dare you

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traansatlanticism:

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

just once more. ugh this kills me every time.

hahahahahaha YUS

I almost peed my pants.

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